stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

posted 2 days ago with 55,905 notes
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justanothermotherfxckinkid:

bluewaffleez:

itchy nipple at school is worst thing because you can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub your arm on your boob without looking suspicious it’s hard being a girl ok

This.

posted 2 days ago with 118,325 notes
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msvicky431:

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

And I love it

posted 2 days ago with 131,549 notes
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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl)

posted 2 days ago with 584,658 notes
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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

image

(Source: gorilluz)

posted 2 days ago with 104,190 notes
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sniper-melon:

captainarlert:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

geekishchic:

somethingwithrainandbows:

Here, have some owls 

That owl’s high as fuck

Everything so green and shit

For Matthew-Ak.

Owls are my spirit animal.

I suddenly want an owl for a pet

(Source: the-silent-rain)

posted 2 days ago with 90,339 notes
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(Source: halllleybabbbby)

posted 2 days ago with 136,384 notes
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alwaysmarilynmonroe:

A rare colour photo of Marilyn in Korea from the Robert H McKinley Collection, February 1954.

posted 2 days ago with 14,398 notes
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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

posted 3 days ago with 524,110 notes
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okwuteva:

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: bootyjezus)

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